an animal (people are also animals) that finds new and innovative ways to be a dumbass as a direct result of their intelligence...
J.D. on Scrubs is a smartard... For example, in one episode, J.D. tells Turk that his beau Carla's middle name is Juanita... Carla gets angry at Turk for not knowing her middle name; Turk gets angry at J.D. for being a smartard...
by Jhonny J. Blaze October 18, 2007
Get the smartard mug.this is a completely kool term only used by the coolest people in the werld. it means that you oonly can eat glowing babies. sometimes youu can occasionaly eat other nincompooplys named buzzle and sninker, but usually you just stick to glowing babies, and black babies. this word also means lizard snake &&1 dog cat pussy. a delicisy is very proper for snarnar meetings that is called yumyum snickle pops, glowing babies covered in sparkly nail polish and hot dog wrappers. a kompleetly klassic example of a snarnar get to geth her is outside in someones yard when its snowing. and then you eat. and then you laugh so hard that your leetle stomick cant take it no more and you explode. then the magic fairy comes and puts you back together so you can eat more yummers. the best part of these snarnars is the klassic peetsa and the deeeeelishus sauces that kum ina variety of flavers native to the hill. a good food to bring to snarnar potluk it is horny dragon snoup and freshly made pineapale dumplings. dont bring grass though. snarnar strongly hates grass with a passion that is BURNING. snarnar hate grass so much, they snuther it with theyr toenails evry tiem they go outside to feed the hot dogs. acshuly they dont hate grass. theyu luv grass so much that they hug it. snarnar is good. you should do it too. with mustard.
by indianoladragonlover May 3, 2008
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That person is a startard.
by EwYor Ugly June 29, 2008
Get the startard mug.combines "sarcasm" and "retard" into a single word to describe someone who's incompetent with sarcasm.
I was talking to this fugly chick in psychology the other day, and she wasn't understanding my sarcasm. I think she is a sartard.
by MFJ,B April 6, 2010
Get the sartard mug.Commonly used to describe vacation photos of fat people, who in turn, look retarded. Picture examples would be holding a starfish ( the 'star' in star tard ), basking in the sun or just taking up half the beach.
" hey man, have you checked out andrew roberts profile pic lately? "
" omg yeah, he looks like such a flaming startard "
" doucher. "
" omg yeah, he looks like such a flaming startard "
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by TopHatVIP_69 May 2, 2009
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P1: How did I see you at the school and online publishing at the same time?
P2: I'm just smartarded. I rigged a clicker out of rubber bands a roll gear ramp, and a pointer. Placed the it over my mouse pad on my lap top and it just kept clicking publish for me so I could go pick some one up.
P1: How did you know what should be published.
P2: Christ do you see what's on this site. People have a voice no matter what that is and they pretty much let it fly here;) It can always be fixed later with the right effort.
P1: Your a tard
P2: Learned from the best smartassains in the world.
P2: I'm just smartarded. I rigged a clicker out of rubber bands a roll gear ramp, and a pointer. Placed the it over my mouse pad on my lap top and it just kept clicking publish for me so I could go pick some one up.
P1: How did you know what should be published.
P2: Christ do you see what's on this site. People have a voice no matter what that is and they pretty much let it fly here;) It can always be fixed later with the right effort.
P1: Your a tard
P2: Learned from the best smartassains in the world.
by SparkyKGienie April 20, 2010
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