snart 

A snart is when you sneeze but end up also farting.

Jeralyn is getting old. She meant to sneeze but it was actually a snart.

snart by Rainbow Carnage November 27, 2010

Snartaffles 

A fucking disgrace to humanity. If you see this person, fucking blow his brains off. Daddy

Murder snartaffles

Snartaffles by Limited_Cake January 26, 2021

Quart Snart

When you pore a quart of any liquid on a flat surface and suck it up with your anus.

Hey man i just did an awesome Quart Snart of orange juice.

Quart Snart by Nolan Partridge October 17, 2008

Butt snart 

a slender, one legged morphoid, able to latch itself to innocent toilet users whilst they empty their bowels! this creature has been known to take permanent residence in the carrier's sphinctal passage and can cause tremendous pain, leading to anal retention!!

Small alien like morph, one legged, able to change shape, diet and colour to suit its surroundings!

Butt snart by TITS4BRAINS January 23, 2004

snart 

(verb transitive)(as defined in the children's book `Ready, Get Set, Snart!`) to fart and sneeze simultaneously. See also feeze

Sally snarted dramatically then ran home to change her shorts.

snart by The Doo Doo Guru November 25, 2004

Snart 

1) n. an audible fart made at the same time as a sneeze
2) v. to fart as a result of sneezing; farting coincidentally with a sneeze

"Ah, man, I have to sneeze. A- a- a- choooPRAAAAAP!"
"Oh, damn! You just snarted!"

Snart by Rumblestine November 30, 2009

snartchel 

The puddle of drool left on bibs, clothing and car-seats by teething babies.

She needs a clean bib because the one she's wearing has snartchel all over it!

snartchel by c1nemac June 15, 2010