snapped banjo

snapped banjo is a mans snapped boner.

Oh look, Jhonny has a snapped banjo

by Aryan Yasin from boro is mint July 17, 2017

snapped by the man

getting pulled over by the police.

Check those fools, they are "getting snapped by the man".

by Jim Morr September 14, 2003

snapped boner

Its exactly as it sounds. When a girl or guy is on top riding your dick and he or she misses and sits on your penis and it snaps.

Max: So i was riding my boyfriends dick last night and I missed his dick

Lucas: Omg wut happened

Max: he got a snapped boner

by _Ponyo May 4, 2017

snapped wood

geting ur dick worked fast

jim got snapped wood from shirley

by Asian Toad June 23, 2011

Snapped Up

To be neatly dressed up.

I am all snapped up and ready to go to that fancy party! (B.L.)

by Carc January 26, 2016

Snapped out

The feeling of being high off of painkillers, specifically ones containing hydrocodone. To be in the state of extreme euphoria.

I was snapped out last night, felt like i was on cloud nine!

by Famazing August 15, 2012

snapped a quim string

Description of the furious and enraged state of a woman when she can't get her own way

Also known as "throwing a wobbler"

Husband "How is my wife Doctor? The nurse told me she has snapped a quim string"

Doctor "After the news you broke to her about missing your wedding anniversary to go on a fishing trip with your buddy's, I would say Katia is doing as well as can be expected. She has completely snapped her 3rd, 4th and 5th quim strings, 1 and 2 or hanging by a thread. It may be weeks...months even before re-attachment"

by Burning blue soul February 28, 2017