snart

when one farts and sneezes at the same time, regardless of which causes which

Patti just snarted!

by kas January 13, 2003

sn0rpz

Pornography. It is derived in the following way:

Pornography, shortened to "Porns".

The "o" and "r" swap, making "Prons"

"Prons" is then spelled backwards, making "Snorp", and then the "z" is added to make "Sn0rpz".

Guy 1: Got any sn0rpz?

Guy 2: No. Get a life.

by 1337_h4x()rz April 27, 2009

Gooch Snort

A gooch snort is the practice of inhaling cocaine or possibly wasabi from a mans gooch. The mans gooch will have had to be specially prepared, resulting in a gooch strip being made so that the cocaine or wasabi can be snorted without interferrence from gooch hair.

Gooch snorting is a practice common among many gooch assasins, who often snort wasabi as part of their mystic ritual used in gooch dojos.

Lester lay Stevie down and ran his finger along the freshly waxed gooch strip, "stevie love this is just perfect for ol' Les to have a quick gooch snort" he said as he quickly lay down a line of wasabi. He formed the line with his credit card and counted to three, then he inhaled with all his might, the gooch snort was complete.

by The Padre October 27, 2009

snortle

The half snort, half chortle noise made when amused by something ridiculous, but trying to avoid laughing out loud.

1.
I couldn't help but snortle at her witty and unflattering description of her ex.

2.
A: ... but it wasn't very good.
B: *snortle*

by BeeCan November 7, 2006

Snortgasm

When you laugh during sex, and snort.

We were doing it doggie style, when I made a joke about the neighbors dogs, and she had a snortgasm.

by Sy Flis September 6, 2016

Snurt

Swallow with a negative connotation. It's something you have to swallow but you would rather not to.

- Snurt a shot of gin right now.
- No, I don't want to.

by Gin_Gal January 25, 2021

Grumley Snort

Snorting fresh jizz in a line off of a table.

The big blond is so dirty she was even down for a Grumley snort

by Mr jawker December 19, 2016