Smunch

Smunching is what happens when you have a boner and see something so unattractive and disturbing it immediately makes your boner go limp. This is not a gradual softening of the penis, this is going from 12 to 6 instantly. This terrible sight has smunched your boner.

You have a boner, you see your grandma taking a shit, you instantly don't have a boner...you've been smunched.

by oliver pantisoff January 1, 2010

slounch

It's a blounch that's a little sluttier. We all know one. See Blounch. Can also be used as an adverb.

Dude his new girlfriend is a total slounch." "You have been slounching it up lately!

by GingerSnap83 November 4, 2010

smunch

Something both Sexy and Munch

something/someone really cool that you cant think of a single word on its own to describe the person or thing

guy 1'Dude that chick is like 'SEXY'
guy 2'No way she is MUNCH'
guy 3'Shut up guys, you both right but i say she is SMUNCH!'

by Long haired nutter November 15, 2007

smunchy

adj. smooth and crunchy

"Wow. This chunky peanut butter is smunchy."

by Prof. Aladdin Saucipious Cinemanagic Jackson, III September 14, 2005

smunch

To force an object into a place it won't fit.

Hayden's bag of potato chips popped open as he tried to smunch them into his lunchbox.

by Allison Peavey October 9, 2006

smoncher

anyone who smonches (to do something bad)

C'mon get that ya smoncher.

by Keith Ledger August 16, 2004

smunchy

noun,a food that is soft and crunchy is a smunchy

this food is smunchy man.

by cory hall October 24, 2007