smoggie

A person originating from Teesside, North East England, particularly Middlesbrough and Stockton, usually an avid fan of Premier League side Middlesbrough Football, and the God that is Juninho. Geordie and Mackam haters, and so called because of the Smog produced by the I.C.I chemical plant. Shortened from original nickname of "Smog monster."

The Smoggies painted the town red after Middlesbrough victory in the league cup final 2004 in Cardiff, especially since the Geordies won Jack Shit

by Julie April 1, 2004

smog-check

The act of aggressively licking a woman's ass.

When the tech is giving women "smog-checks", he's not working on their cars - he's licking their asses.

by Lothario the Scandalous August 20, 2011

smogsucker

Insult aimed towards people who live in big cities, especially those who are smug and look down on people in small towns. Can be adapted for different variations like cocksucker.

Farmer: All those damn smogsuckers with their ubers and skyscrapers and gay sex parades can suck my hick dick

by trump3030 August 15, 2019

boober smoober

1.)one who smothers womens tits in their face.
2.)one who gets a lot of female boobs in their face and therefore has found themselves greatly erected in the pants

Man that pimp is acting like such a boober smoober, " yo pimp, get those titties out of yo face"

by jarret and pat October 7, 2008

Turkey Smog

Gas released that is so horrid it hangs forever.

Dude, I was standing in line for some Black Friday specials and then was overtaken by some Turkey Smog.

by SpiderWebb99 November 30, 2009

cooter smooch

Cooter Smooch: A slang term for cunnilingus. Best used in a southern accent.

i.e. "My old lady loves when I give her a good cooter smooch.

by mikeyvengeance January 26, 2015

Pooch Smooch

The act of giving a dog (pooch) a real big kiss (smooch)

Guy: I’m gonna give you a pooch smooch
Dog: Woof

by Toast Taste Good June 27, 2021