selisha

A beautiful and kind woman who is derpy very often. Common incidents include missing her mouth when drinking, walking into things or dropping things on people. However, her big tits and ass make up for this.

Boy 1: Ahh hows your girlfriend Selisha?
Boy 2: Well, she missed her mouth drinking again today
Boy 1: Oh well. She's got some nice tits though so it could be worse!

by ISK May 23, 2014

smish

To be smashed, or squished.

The bus will smish Joe if he does not move.

by Mark Stankowicz September 15, 2008

Splish

Splish: Meaning dapper. Usually referring to menswear. Having a style so free and easy that nothing could be crisper than the starch on that mans shirt.

Used in unison with Statue because it's so timeless. Splish like a statue: meaning timeless style.

First used in Australia by the Jefferson Boys, Perth circa 1989.

A term used to recognize discernibly dressed men of like minded style.

"He's so splish, like a statue. Where'd he get that suit?"

by CrayCray777 September 15, 2013

Smlash

The deposit of sweat that forms at the top of the butt crack even when one is not particularly hot.

When placing my thumb on the inside of my pants to straighten out my belt, I encountered a small patch of Smlash.

by The Dave June 9, 2004

smishsmortion

when you don't want to say abortion, you say smishsmortion

Girl 1: whispers "I got an abortion"
Girl 2: what? I didn't hear you
Girl 1: "smishsmortion"
Girl 2: oh...shit

by plily July 31, 2012

Splish splash

Splish splash is a term used to describe a multitude of expressions generally relating to an idgaf attitude, bad ass vibes, and a splash of sass. Various meanings depending on the tone used, ranging from but not limited to fuck off ever so kindly/idgaf, why not/yolo, and many more. ~*~Enjoi~*~

Rule following friend: you shouldn’t be doing that, you’ll get us in trouble

Her: splish splash betch, watch and learn

Haterz amongst each other: omg can you believe her outfit to an event like this? What message is she trying to convey with that crop top?

Her to said haterz: splish splash muhfuqqqqas let me live

by Discodolly October 19, 2018

Slish

noun
-discharge of secretions from the cervical glands of the vagina; normally clear or white

-female equivalent of semen

Gurl, you need to wipe up that slish.

Man, I was all up in her slish.

by slishattack August 25, 2011