smithson valley middle school

Smithson valley middle school is the middle school equivalent of used tape. Practically scum of the earth, although we are a very diverse community. We have the classic hangover bunch who are never actually drunk but somehow hungover anyways, we have the stoner kids (enough said) the fake stoner kids who don't even smoke weed but everyone seems to think they do. We have the confederate generals, who pick on the gay group at school and yell about trumps p**** Incident all day (this also includes the majority of the teachers) and lastly we have the rest who truly could not give a single fu•k about anything.

Mom:why did you get kicked out of smithson valley middle school
Kid:because Im a liberal

by Jmd.roast January 24, 2017

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Smithson valley middle school

Smithson valley middle school is where academics is the least of our worries because of the stoners,the drunken hillbillys,the ugly as hoes,and the party lovin people

Are u going to the Smithson valley middle school party I heard there was going to be weed and beer

by Selen.roast.toast-inc. August 24, 2017

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Smithson

A Smithson (Smit or Smitty for short) is a joint rolled partially with weed and partially with dried tea leaves (preferably peppermint). Smithsons are known for their cool and relaxing hits.

Steve: Charlie you rollin' up that j?
Charlie: Chill Steve, I got a Smithson goin right here.
Steve: Oh shit my man knows how to get it done. Good choice on the Smit, broski.

by Helefant February 2, 2013

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Smithsonian fender bender

A Smithsonian fender bender is when you’re having rough anal sex with an elderly woman and stick your whole fist in her pussy hole and scream, “Dumb Dumb gimme Gum Gum”.

Damn your grandma was not ready for my smithsonian fender bender.

by CJN2302 March 15, 2019

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