Pre-smasher

person or persons who drink up before going to a party with little or no alcohol to maximize party effectiveness.

the invite says 'No alcohol'. Oh well, let's just be pre-smashers.

by lionkidftw October 30, 2010

mom smasher

It's when you hit resume on someone else's xbox. The guy that dates single moms.

That guy goes out with all the single moms. He is such a mom smasher.

by BigSteve February 4, 2014

cherry smasher

A person who goes after virgins and pops there cherry

Kaylee: Hey did you hear how Ben had sex with Kristen?
Lanie: No!!? Wow he is such a cherry smasher.

by August Strain July 9, 2016

poon smasher

when you and your bird are going at it mad time hard and it starts to hurt her

yeah josh is a little poon smasher , I got told her hurt lucy

by rape=good_health_care November 29, 2017

Pastry Smasher

Pastry smasher is a slang term for a lesbian or bisexual woman, referring to sex in which a woman's pastry (vagina) is 'smashed'.

"Well what can I say I'm just a pastry smasher."

by Iminyourshed February 20, 2017

Taint Smasher

Where someone gets down on one knee quickly and gives a quick uppercut straight to one's taint, but missing the ballsack.

John was pissing me off, so I gave him a taint smasher.

by CRASH-SS November 7, 2011

Cunt Smasher

A phrase used to express anger and frustration.

Also describes a guy who enjoys rough sex.

Fuck, I can't find my keys, "Cunt Smasher!"

Man, that guy is such a cunt smasher. He even has it tattooed across his chest.

by the_lovely_little_tooth_fairy November 20, 2010