Smartarded

Being in two places at once while being watched by pc supervision.

P1: How did I see you at the school and online publishing at the same time?

P2: I'm just smartarded. I rigged a clicker out of rubber bands a roll gear ramp, and a pointer. Placed the it over my mouse pad on my lap top and it just kept clicking publish for me so I could go pick some one up.

P1: How did you know what should be published.

P2: Christ do you see what's on this site. People have a voice no matter what that is and they pretty much let it fly here;) It can always be fixed later with the right effort.

P1: Your a tard

P2: Learned from the best smartassains in the world.

by SparkyKGienie April 20, 2010

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Smart Board

That thing all the schools have, which is just a projector, but it has a touchscreen and some pens, so this can be sold for 4000$!

School principal: We're getting Smart Boards installed in our classrooms!
Other guy: Smart Board? That piece of shit projector that's 4000 dollars because it has pens?

by TechNerd22 May 31, 2021

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scatboarding

snowboarding on shit

hah he was scatboarding, what a douche

by ans69 November 14, 2016

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Starboard club

When you have sex on a boat! Similar to the mile high club in an airplane but on the water.

I joined the Starboard Club last weekend after I railed this bitch on my huge yacht!

by Billabongya17 October 16, 2017

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smarttarded

when you can be smart, but make retarded remarks that have people wondering if your game in smarts is really that big or if you're just playin'.

when someone names the obvious.

Joe: I want an apple.
Bob: That sounds good. Did you know that apples grow on trees?
Joe: Boi you're smarttarded.

by lulu0725 November 8, 2017

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