sloppy joe

When your homie eats your ass *unwiped* after taking a shit

"Dude, Colin gave me a moist sloppy joe this morning"

by rat handler November 2, 2020

Sloppy Joe Hot Shot

when a girl/guy launches explosive diarrhea all over a persons face to be eaten.

Be right back guys, i'm gonna go get a sloppy joe hot shot.

by Grim Panda July 26, 2011

Sloppy Joe

When someone is taking a shit and you rip them off of the toilet and violently fuck them in the ass.

Brenda doesn't shit in public anymore ever since she got a sloppy joe at the Dairy Queen.

by Monsterbeck40 September 1, 2015

Sloppy Joe

messing someone up

I'll make you look like a sloppy joe!

by mightknight February 11, 2021

Sloppy Joe

You take ground beef, cook it let it cool down
And either give your bf a handy J or finger bang your girl

Dave: Dude my dick still greasy from that Sloppy Joe
Mark: Dude speakin of the Devil I gave my girl a Sloppy Joe

by BigDickJoe8=====D April 15, 2015

Sloppy Joe

To shit on ones vagina, then follow it immediately with a thrusting of a penis, successfully pounding the fecies into the woman. Then, to seal the deal, one must feast on and eat out the entire raging poopy vagina with constant tounge action.

She fed me the best Sloppy Joe of my entire life, and it tasted amazing!

by Dan Bruce August 26, 2005

Sloppy Joe

A white guy, who is the object of a Japanese girl’s affection.

Yuki landed the Sloppy Joe of her dreams.

by Josh1y April 6, 2020