slimy bastard

A sneaky assh0le that'll do anything for his own benefits while covering up his tracks and showing that ingenuine smile of brightness

I can't believe that Jake is a slimy bastard! I was sure he was a genuinely nice guy. The dude groped my dog's balls while I was watching him and made an excuse saying that he's totally straight and that he did it because the dog's balls looked like they were itching.

by Coolestk1dontheblock August 19, 2016

GaAaAaUuUhHhH! Who do you think you are?! You slippery, slimy, H2O O2 consuming, waste of space! Get ready to redo this whole entire 10 minute marathon!

GaAaAaUuUhHhH! Who do you think you are?! You slippery, slimy, H2O O2 consuming, waste of space! Get ready to redo this whole entire 10 minute marathon! GaAaAaUuUhHhH! Who do you think you are?! You slippery, slimy, H2O O2 consuming, waste of space! Get ready to redo this whole entire 10 minute marathon! GaAaAaUuUhHhH! Who do you think you are?! You slippery, slimy, H2O O2 consuming, waste of space! Get ready to redo this whole entire 10 minute marathon! GaAaAaUuUhHhH! Who do you think you are?! You slippery, slimy, H2O O2 consuming, waste of space! Get ready to redo this whole entire 10 minute marathon! GaAaAaUuUhHhH! Who do you think you are?! You slippery, slimy, H2O O2 consuming, waste of space! Get ready to redo this whole entire 10 minute marathon! GaAaAaUuUhHhH! Who do you think you are?! You slippery, slimy, H2O O2 consuming, waste of space! Get ready to redo this whole entire 10 minute marathon! GaAaAaUuUhHhH! Who do you think you are?! You slippery, slimy, H2O O2 consuming, waste of space! Get ready to redo this whole entire 10 minute marathon!

person 1 GaAaAaUuUhHhH! Who do you think you are?! You slippery, slimy, H2O O2 consuming, waste of space! Get ready to redo this whole entire 10 minute marathon!
person 2 GaAaAaUuUhHhH! Who do you think you are?! You slippery, slimy, H2O O2 consuming, waste of space! Get ready to redo this whole entire 10 minute marathon!

by GIYOEFVDFSGHDFSGHDF NDFSGHKFDS December 28, 2021

slimy iguana

The act of sticking your freshly jizzed penis in an electrical outlet for pleasure and causing a memorable taze to the dick

I participated in the Slimy Iguana and it hurt like a bitch

by Slimyiguana54 November 11, 2014

slimy geezer suprise

when a nurse is changing an old mans diaper only to find that he has ejaculated in his adult diaper.

I fuckin hate workin at the old folks home. Benjamin always has a slimy geezer suprise waitin for me in the morning.

by caleb is not my real name July 6, 2010

slimy eleven

The two lines of snot that run out of your childs nose when they have a cold or sinus infection. It can be any color.

Ugh! Did you see that kid licking the green slimy eleven out from under his nose? His mom and dad need to get a tissue and clean him up!

by misanthropist123 January 26, 2011

slimy stef

When your boyfriend, who isn't your boyfriend yet but will be, busts a load in your vagina and you decide to exact revenge for the wet willy he gave you earlier by scooping his load up with your fingers and sticking it in his ear.

Girl 1: Hey, have you claimed that boy as yours yet?
Girl 2: Yeah, I gave him a big slimy stef last night!
Girl 1: daaaaamn, you nasty.

by slimystefreceiver December 14, 2017

Slimy Salvador

A "Slimy Salvador" is when, during intercourse in a port o' potty, you step back and tip the port o' potty forward causeing a massive amount of excriment to flow on your partner; its like a dirty sanchez on a massive, full body scale. A "Slimy Salvador" is a perfect move to combine with breaking up with that certain special someone, adding something unique to the proceadings that will make it unforgetable for both you and, especially, your partner.

"wow I can't believe that basterd gave me a slimy salvador! now i both look and smell like shit."

by port o' lovin May 27, 2009