slerp means sleep but with a book on top of you. typically used when one needs to sleep but must be bored to death to shut their eyes so they read a textbook and fall asleep with said book on top of them.
Boy 1: Just go to slerp
Boy 2: you mean sleep?
Boy 1: no, slerp, it helps you fall asleep faster fam.
Boy 2: aight gee imma go slerp right now
Boy 2: you mean sleep?
Boy 1: no, slerp, it helps you fall asleep faster fam.
Boy 2: aight gee imma go slerp right now
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