Skopic

Adjective. Appearing to be looking at a person from any angle.

Adam: "Dude, the Mona Lisa is looking at me..."

Zach: "ME TOO! But we're across the room from each other! How is this possible??"

Jang-a-lang: "That's called 'skopic,' my young friends."

by WEareSOhigh October 12, 2011

Sexy Skyping

The process of presenting oneself in various forms of undress while in a video call on the IM platform- 'Skype'. This is most common in those who find themselves in 'frisky' moods.

Sexy Skyping involves waving genitalia all around in front of the webcam so the opposite party can view your genitalia and then respond with a rebuttal genitalia related action.

Susan: Oh my goodness! i just walked in on my roommate Sexy Skyping her boyfriend!!

Kyle: How did you react!?!? That's so awkward..

Susan: I didn't know what to do, I shielded my eyes from the horror taking place in front of me

by mander80 May 29, 2012

Major Skyping

When talking on Skype takes a hard left turn, leading to unspeakable acts being transmitted through video.

S. told Y. she better get ready for major skyping because shit was about to get real online.

by BigPoppa1234 August 17, 2012

skypixie

'Skypixie' is a word which is meant by the user to refer to the belief by others in a higher being i.e. God, in a demeaning a term as possible, comparing this to other, more frivolous delusions and conceits.

I, personally, have no time for religion of any sort, but respect the rights of others to do so and take from it whatever they wish. The word is used by people whose self-regard is such that their utter disdain for the beliefs of others marks them out as cunts of the first order.

You actually think there is any point in pray to your skypixie?!

by Hankinshaw July 21, 2008

skydick

The act of one unzipping their pants and proceeding to repeatedly slap another person with their dick.

Last night, Jesse got wasted and hit Chris with the skydick.

by Skydick March 21, 2016

back seat skyping

When your talking with someone on skype and the person behind you keeps intruding in on your conversation, wandering over every couple of minutes to add in their two cents, and so they can watch themselves say things in the chat box. Nine times out of ten this person is extremely annoying and ends up cock blocking the whole skyping experience.

So I was talking with this hot ass piece of shit, things were getting hot and heavy, you know, the usual, until about ten minutes in my roommate comes up behind me and starts throwing in all these side jokes that were just totally ruining everything. I couldn't get a single word in cuz the dude was back seat skyping. I'll never drive with that dude again.

by kingneptune405 August 28, 2010

Skyping

(v). To Skype. The act of ejaculating (see ejaculate), usually in the fashion of ejaculating on to another person.

I was skyping all over this chick last night!!
I'm skyping you!
Skyping is awesome

by Skyper1000 November 9, 2012