Skelterblast

The experience of being humiliated and the feelings of degradation attained as a result of someone being condescending or demeaning through a completely asinine remark or unnecessary low blow

Example:

Friend 1: What are you getting into tonight; down to get mangled and pick up some pigs at the local watering hole?
Friend 2: Nah, I would, but I’m going to a Broadway show with my mom, then dinner. Want to chill later and watch a movie?
Friend 3: I’m down for the movie night only if your mom joins. I’d love to get that bitch pregnant.
Friend 1: BOOM! You just got skelterblasted!

Example:

Son you just got Skelterblasted!

Example:
Friend 1: Damn, I think this girl’s the one…

Friend2: Bro, are you serious? It’s a known fact she’s a whore, got trashed by half of our friends, and known fact that she’s got herpes.
Friend3: Skelterblasted!

by wordhooligan April 21, 2010

Self Sweltie

A self-inflicted Sweltie often used in email by way of a cc or bcc to oneself.

I gave Mango so much shit about his Mass Hickies and Swelties that I told him to take his own medicine and cc himself to see how it feels. After giving himself a Self Sweltie, Mango reported that his self-inflicted welt felt like he’d been scrubbing his ass with sandpaper for a week. He immediately ran to the drug store for an ice pack and some salve.

by btedstrom June 14, 2007

Helter Skelter

a spiral-shaped playground slide.

like they say in that beatles' song, wonderfully covered by siouxsie and the banshees, "When I get to the bottom I go back to the top of the slide"

by mickoner September 5, 2005

Polly Skelton

A girl that barely uttereth a word, frigid sexually, generally devoid of half decent conversation. (Polly Skelton is a real person, i'm just using this word now to describe frigid girls) >_<

"Its like pulling teeth talking to that wee tart, shes a Polly Skelton."

"That was a fuckin' disaster, that bird i met was an awkward fucker, shes a Polly"


'Percy': "So... what sort of things are you into, Polly?"

Polly: "ummmm....Music."

'Percy': "Oh right, any favourite bands?"

Polly: "ummm...Enter Shikari...Aphex twin."

'Percy': Niceone....

by The King of NooNarnia October 16, 2008

helter skelter

One of the best rock songs ever, could be argued as the origin of heavy metal. One of the Beatle's 1000 amazing songs, showcasing their ability to transcend genre.

I'm listening to Helter Skelter for the 200th time in a row...

by Beatles Foreva May 13, 2005

swelted

To have a nice pump and look swole after a workout.

After today's chest workout, I looked in the mirror, and I was looking swelted.

by Cflo2038 September 13, 2016

skweaty

It's a insult for someone who is very very VERY sweaty and who looks like Bigfoot or a squirrel

"You look 👀 like a skweaty with that musty crust sweaty drippy ish

by Dannal August 10, 2017