Skoozer

some one who is particularly good at an activity related to weed.

After your friend takes a fat hit:

"you're such a Skoozer"

After your friend rolls a nice looking joint

“That joint is a Skoozer”

by Shy to da low January 25, 2022

scoozie

a word to describe confusion

such as eeeeeek

yo bro i jus got shipped an alligator. scoozie?

by molly with mollia March 16, 2019

Swoozie

A Swoozie is a rare disease of a black man that has alot of hot chicks around him all the time.If u find a Swoozie trade lives with him

Yo that swoozie gettin laid tunajt

by Artiloxian July 4, 2019

Swoozie

When someone lets out a fart that they've been holding in and a little poop slips out.

"I sneezed really hard and had a swoozie man where's the bathroom?"

by Basedmonkey March 15, 2015

laundermilk skootieshloopitygunglaloodrun woo POW!

The fine print that is always found on the back of cards.

So now you know.

by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 26, 2003

skoozer

Noun: an individual who acts more drunk than he or she actually is. Especially when using alcohol as an excuse to garner attention or act stupid.

Joe was being a real jerk after just one beer. He claimed to be real drunk but we knew he was being a skoozer.

by Jeff and John June 3, 2005

skoogie

a term used by all creepers and/or furries whom live in ghetto to call white boys(who otherwise really dont belong there)over to their car to converse with them about their janky ghettoness and then later trick those same boys into rule 34F

Man/cow: Hey skoogie, come over here

Boy:Why are you dressed as a cow

Man:Because its the only thing i have to wear,wanna go to the desert to play

Boy:Yeah

by DarkReapers September 12, 2009