rap sheet

A person's criminal record. It's an abbreviation for the FBI's interstate "Record of Arrest and Prosecution sheet".

My rap sheet is as long as my arm.

by krisk December 18, 2012

Sarah Palin cheat-sheet

Writing any type of reminder to make yourself a cheat-sheet on your hand.

Especially useful for exams, tests, quizzes, speeches, talking in front of republican committees, speaking on fox news, or any other reminder that you needed.

Jonathan: Dude I have a test tomorrow that I haven't studied for.
Sweeta: Dumbass. You don't needa study.... Just make yourself a Sarah Palin cheat-sheet!

Sammy Wammy got an A on her test after using her Sarah Palin cheat-sheet.

by asswhole_with_a_dubya February 9, 2010

Sheet Butter

The creamy amalgam of frothy, mixed male and female sexual juices aka semen and cum that is churned to a delicate consistency from rapid and extended sexual intercourse.

Roger and Diane came home after late night partying and had wild, drunken sex all night. The early morning light revealed a substantial deposit of Sheet Butter in the middle of the bed's wet spot.

by Eaton Holgoode September 16, 2015

courtesy sheet

A sheet that is put down when fucking on a bed that is not your own. The sheet serves as a barrier between sex juices and your friends bed.

Hey Lee, you can only fuck on my bed if you put down a courtesy sheet first.

by DJTrance December 9, 2008

crib sheet

n. Another way to say "cheat sheet".

My professor said we could have a crib sheet instead of a cheat sheet because cheating is bad.

by N1N384LL February 18, 2009

Sheet Ghost

A ghost ranging in size, that unexpectadly pops up underneath your sheets usualy halfway down while your in bed.

This rare ghost apperars while: Watching pornography in bed, looking at a poster of a hot chick while in bed and if you really need to piss while still in bed.

Still dont get it?

It's your fucking dick gone hard while your in bed.

Man 1- I was watching some hot porn the other day in bed, and I got the biggest fucking sheet ghost.

Man 2- Dude, why the fuck did you have to tell me?

Man 1- Cause it's for the urban ditionary example.

Man 2- Oh, so thats why my parents named me Man 2.

Man 1-What parents?

by Capt.LOL September 10, 2011

sheet booger

When the snot in your nose solidifies to the inside of the nostril. When picked, it comes out thin, flat and usually dry resembling a sheet of paper. Hence the name.

"I picked my nose today and pulled out a big sheet booger!"

by ATCmatt May 11, 2016