mo mo skat

An old dried up cunt with no visible means of support.

That mo mo skat don' scammed my stepfather out of his house.

by poopystack June 24, 2006

Skapz

Group of hoodlums who run shit. Never question a group of Skapz or an individual Skaper as there will be hell to pay. Outsiders who come with nothing and leave with all your shit.

Skapz

Example 1.
guy 1: Yo lets go back to the living room
guy 2: No we can't man
guy 1: Why the fuck not?
guy 2: Skapz took over, we gotta sit in the kitchen now...

Example 2.
guy 1: Yo man where's my beer?
guy 2: In the fridge isn't it?
guy 3: No man, I saw those Skapz roll through, it got dahhd nicely.

Example 3:
guy 1: Yo, I heard Skapz were going to Cuba this year
guy 2: Ya, I wish I could go
guy 1: Your dreaming, they would never let us come... they run shit :(

Example 4.
....wassssssssap....
guy 1. SHIT lets get out of here!
guy 2. How come?
guy 3. SKAPZ!!

by Wannabe Skap :( January 30, 2009

skat job

A skat job is when a man poo's on a womans face or vice versa.

Did you hear Jameson Skatted Jenny last night? It went everywhere! and in my mouth!

olivia once skatted for jam.

what a great skat job that was, if only i had a cloth to wipe the poo away!

by luke carter August 21, 2006

skamtebord

The word that stared the subreddit r/skamtebord, represemtting a bvdfjewhkj responfse usua;;u pm;u pme wprd ;p,mh tpo am pyjerwodr ormal queatiopn

Person 1: Hey, have you seen the new subreddit r/skamtebord?
Person 2: table

by chimknen wing s September 4, 2021

skactor

a skater conformed to be an actor (not a "stunt double") by modern Hollywood society in the Lords of Dogtown

"yo bra'...we're skactors now! Dude, when do we get to skate?"

by blahDblah June 9, 2005

Skact

A skact is committed when one is dissed in a public location and/or made a fool out of by some sort of unfortunate and random event.

Dude! Amanda just got hit with a volleyball in the back of her head when she wasn't even lookin! HAHAHA dat bitch just got SKACTED!

by Skup June 11, 2006

skat-splatt

1. Explosive diarrhea that is excreted with fire-hose-like ferocity thus splattering the entire toilet pan. Usually an extremely discomforting experience producing loud sounds. Mostly accompanied by a nauseatingly stenchful odour on par with a Hump-back-dinga.

2. pan-splatter

(noun)

"That's the problem with a night on the booze followed by the kebab house... guaranteed skat-splatt the next day!"

by Bigtoke September 8, 2009