skumped

one step above being pwnd, it's derived from "skunk humped"... clearly something you don't want to happen. unlike pwnage, which may not be noticed by the victim, you ALWAYS know if you've been skumped; it has to be public and uber-humiliating.

"dude, don't skump me like that..."
"shit! you got skumped! GTF away!"

by ducken January 14, 2008

swampeded

Swampeded. v. A state of being in which one is simultaneously swamped by online requests and stampeded by a flow of FtF inquiries.

I couldn't get any work done today because I kept getting swampeded with silly-ass questions.

by svenskaflicka September 9, 2010

Stampede Variant

Stampede Variant: A brand new variant of Covid-19. Normally passed amongst the unvaccinated at the spread neck events at the “greatest outdoor show on Earth”

See also: STIs spread during said show in non-Covid times

Friend 1: you haven’t stopped coughing since the rodeo

Friend 2: I’m not going for a test, I don’t think I’ve caught the Stampede Variant.

by kopking July 25, 2021

Swamped Up

When one is particularly aroused, angry, or a large case of swamp ass.

I’m swamped up right now I saw a female today

by Swampedbandit March 26, 2022

pussy stampede

a large gathering of females walking together or at one place.

up where I used to live in the boondocks, there was this lake where we used to see so damn many pussy stampedes.

by J Kennedy ghost September 5, 2010

stampede

You tuck you arms inside of your long sleeve shirt, pull your penis out of your pants, and then run. Your sleeves flap like elephant ears, and your penis is the trunk.

Those people were staring at your cock when we stampeded out of the restaurant

by michael cosby February 16, 2008

Stamped

The act of pressing ones cheeks against another persons clothes or skin(preferably the skin) and leaving behind a small or large amount of smeared shit.

“Woah bro, you left a shit stain on my shirt when you were drunk yesterday. I can’t believe you stamped me”.

by Stamped_bro July 3, 2021