Shorty

A highly attractive female. A male considers her his girlfriend or “mate”. She is his crush and his lover, even though she may not know it. She is beautiful and he is attracted to her.

Anna is my shorty. She is so beautiful and I love her.

by ChickenButt112211 April 8, 2019

shortyz

noun; half Canadian, half Mexican, he which inspires such rhymes as: "His name is shortyz, he's the best; all the deejays want to feel his breasts"

by Anonymous May 27, 2003

Sporty

The condition of the Seas whereas it is rough and navigation is possible, usually results in vessels occupants becoming drenched and possible seasick

Went out fishing today and the Seas were sporty, my gf chummed all day

by sycraft August 4, 2008

240 shorty

noun; a short girl who weighs no less than 240 lbs. Can consume 3 times her body weight.

The 240 shorty preys on drunk frat boys.

by chandizl December 18, 2008

sporty jerk

a frantic hand-job, usually done when sex is not feasible and risk of getting caught is high

I gave him a sporty jerk in his bathroom before his mom got home from work.

by SportiestJerk October 13, 2006

It's a tuba thang, shorty

Something someone doesn't need to worry about.

Comes from the movie 'Drumline' with Nick Cannon when Jason asks Charles what's up with his socks.

Kay: *giggle giggle giggle*

Miranda: What are you laughing about?

Kay: Don't worry 'bout it. It's a tuba thang, shorty.

by Kekeizhere March 11, 2010

sworty

when someone is sworty, this person is sweet and horny at the same time.

mmmmmmmmmmmMalf is so sworty, he makes me really wet!

by Callistaa August 28, 2010