Simon

Mexican slang for yeah or yes. An alternative to saying si. Said a lot by cholos and chicanos.

José: Yo ese, can I talk to ya for a sec?
Miguel: Simon!

by Dancing with Fire January 29, 2012

The simon

When a guy grinds on 4 girls in a line at a dance

Aaron: Do you see him?
John: yeah he's grinding 4 girls at the same time!
Aaron: He's doing a the simon!

by dunton September 12, 2011

Simon

An amazing person who is often too shy to say what he needs. Gives amazing cuddles and when in a silly mood can make even the grumpiest person laugh. Can spit out rapid-fire puns and will often be seen playing Pokemon furiously. Often have amazing green eyes and perfect bodies. Insanely smart at science, the best boyfriends a person could ask for.

Words to describe a Simon:
- Lovable
- Wonderful
- Unforgettable
- Humorous
- Sweet
- Trustworthy
- Friendly

Mum: "So how was your day, honey?"
Child: "It was amazing!!! I saw Simon at recess and he cheered me up from my horrible maths test..."
Mum: "He sounds lovely."
Child: "Oh, he is. I love Simon."

by RoseDreamer March 20, 2013

Simon

A Sexy Beast. One with a huge cock, and gigantic balls. Known for being sweet and gentle when it comes to women. The females dig Simon. Often used to describe a good friend.Describes a friend that wouldn't leave other friends if they had a flat tire.
Hung Like a Dragon
Used to describe someone that needs a smart,intellectual, and beautiful women in their life.

Holy Shit, that is one Simon cock.
Damn, why are you so damn Simon, id smack.
Why don't I take you back to my place and I can give you the Simon.

by IceCream Jaykwon September 06, 2008

Simoned

to get totally plasteredor drunk but not paraletic

i got really simoned last night i cant remember it at all!

by Paul February 08, 2004

Simon

He is a smart, competitive person who is also kind and is respected.

Simon is the best baller.

by Putbackgod200q1 February 28, 2018

Simon

A really special soul.
He makes you want to be involved in every part of his life.
He draws you in and makes you never want to leave.
He makes you hope for a day when you can be his.

Simon, i have completely and irrevocably fallen for you.

by WoodChuck89 September 08, 2016