Describes the situation where someone shaves their sideburns above the hairline . the reasons for this are unclear, but may be a protective mechanism against inadvertently displaying ginger burns.
Did you see our bosses new haircut?
Yes he's certainly gone a bit razor happy, he now has negative sideburns.
Yes he's certainly gone a bit razor happy, he now has negative sideburns.
by Meera Swami January 29, 2007
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nikki manaj: okay i get it, let me think, i guess it's my turn, maybe it's time to put this pussy on your sideburns
by elderly currency April 16, 2010
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by the wolf-man April 4, 2009
Get the negative sideburns mug.A man who takes pride in friends he will never meet in real life. He sleeps in his closet on most nights, and doesn't bathe. Also he has a sock that he wears on his left hand that has a face similar to his great-grandpa's and he spends time talking to this sock on his hand.
SideburnZ just spent twelve hours in his closet talking to his sock again while Masturbating to his winter boots.
by Slapstick Comedy Gone Wrong September 9, 2004
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by griff July 6, 2003
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Damn, I gots to find me Sideburnicus. I gots a paper due in tree (3) days! Yo, Sideburnicus, where you at? I know you in da library somewhere.
by Martita Papita July 17, 2010
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by jax32 March 8, 2010
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