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money grabbing jew shyster 

A term used to describe someone who is cheap. Derived from the stereotype that Jews are cheap.
Can be heard used as a derogatory term in the movie "Pretty Persuasion", where Evan Rachel Woods' character insults a Jewish classmate.
"At least my dad's not a money grabbing Jew shyster!
Jack is such a money grabbing jew shyster! He just got that big raise and I make minimum wage but he still refuses to spend $10 to take me to a movie!
Someone who makes a career out of setting up bogus companies that recruit backpackers to make unsolicited calls aiming to fool unwary people into buying worthless services like advertising on their internet business directories or investment scams that pretend to offer huge returns but actually pay a small portion of the original investment then collapse and take the rest. In Australia, over half of them live on the Gold Coast.
Don't call me again you Gold Coast Shyster..
Shyster by Sublemonal March 28, 2015
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Legendary Monster of Olde, the Shyster is a gangly, pale monsters with long, rake-like claws, perfect for picking roaches out of the deepest of ash trays and picking dutch money out of your pockets. Some say the Shyster acts as a form of smoking karma, bad smoking habits and general shystiness invites the unpleasant visit of the shyster. Others believe he's the fifth rider of the apocalypse, but sold his horse for pot and got ditched by the rest of the riders, now he forever roams the earth in search of pot, disregarding all morals and ethics.
"Where's Shawn?"
"Shhh, do not speak the name of the Shyster..."
Shyster by Keeper of the Legend December 23, 2009
A Jewish professional who cons people. Taken from the Shakespearian character Shylock, in "The Merchant of Venice."
That shyster is stealing my money.
shyster by Maria Purice November 14, 2005
Shyste is when you withhold information or material possessions from another.
Man you're so shyste. You need to come off of it.
shyste by Rob weav October 19, 2013
she is god, she is queen, she is CHILD
Person #1: I love shysie, shes so innocent
Shysie by vaccla March 3, 2022
For the name of a really big cunt in your life
you are a (shysti) cunt
shysti by hazalaca May 30, 2018