The last remaining shit snot that hangs off of your asshole like a loogie from your nose after you sneeze.
After Tom John took a shit in the bathroom, he forgot to remove the shloogie from his ass. Therefore ruining his brand new pair of Hanes under-ware he'd bought at Wal-Mart earlier that day.
by Justin James Flowers October 8, 2009
Get the Shloogie mug.One of Middle eastern decent. Typically one you might find at a convience store. 7-11 Gas Station Currie Powder Osama Towel Head}
by Notgonna workhereanymore October 6, 2006
Get the sand swoogie mug.Related Words
Shwoogie • Shwoogie buzzer • shnoogie • Schwoogie • shmoogie • Shoogie • Swoogie • Swoogies • Schwoogie Goo • schwoogies
Some may call it "butch" or "captain" or even "chuck", but what today's world needs is a new synonym for every girl's current or eventual friend down south... unless of course, you don't roll that way. Well, even if you don't roll that way... you still need a name for it, right? the current trend of naming it in a 'manly' or socially acceptable (a.k.a. non-homosexual) way is completely overdone. What society needs now, is a cute, bubbly term for something that, if you're lucky, gets plenty of attention. 'Shmoogie' is the new 'butch' and will become the new lingo used for generations to come, until something cuter and fluffier replaces it. Inappropriate synonyms for shmoogie may be used to hurt someone's feelings, but imagine how much you would ease the tension if you used this new word instead of the other 4 and 5-letter equivalents.
"I can't believe that asshole did that!, Hasan is such a shmoogie!" "aww, does shmoogie want to come out and play?" "jump on my shmoogie!" (substituted from the fabulous song by Trick Daddy)
by con-crete May 27, 2008
Get the shmoogie mug.A derogatory term referring to an African-American. Probably dates from the early 20th century or before.
by KubaKostelnik October 16, 2007
Get the shnoogie mug.by Malkim El-Shabazz September 24, 2003
Get the shoogie-doogie mug.A Schwoogie was a name for neighbor kids who were essentially moochers. We used this back in the mid-80's in Kenosha Wisconsin. A distant relative who was deep into Dungeons & Dragons came up with this after we were all tired of neighbor kids knocking on the door every 1/2 hour to borrow something or to get an aspirin for their mom. Two others and I sat down one night and created a long definition which we passed around to friends to get a laugh. (I wish I still had the original definition) It had nothing to do with race. Our group of friends that hung around Kenosha McDonalds on Sheridan Rd. began calling each other Schwoogie just for entertainment purposes. Whether the person whom we credit with the word stole the term, I do not know.
by Wuzzblind June 19, 2017
Get the Schwoogie mug.