shlaverage

A shlaverage is a penis of average/normal length, not too big not too small. The length of it can be measured between 4 and 7 inches but this can vary depending on your culture. Usually used when the correct length is not known but the word can roughly describe the length.

How big are you? I'm shlaverage.

by ShlongingSam August 14, 2015

shwaterproof

when your waterproof mascara washes away

my waterproof mascara washed away. it's so shwaterproof

by shshhshs June 30, 2017

Shwaber

Someone who snoops on everyone’s business to everyone they see. Someone who is desperate for attention or interaction.

1: Hey dude what’s going on?
2: Not much man just getting some jolly ranchers.
1. Can I have some?
3: OHHHHhoohohoooohoo can I have some? I like jolly ranchers cause of how sweet they are and how they are literally a treat when they-
1: Dude. Stop shwabing around when we’re trying to talk about something. You little shwaber!

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 8, 2018

shaver

someone who shaves his pubes

norquay is a shaver because he shaves in a public washroom and clogs the drain

by Caolan December 19, 2005

matthew shaver

a fat autistic angry 18 year old whom lives in las vegas whom still cant get over his 14 year old ex girlfriend. he may also be the shooter in the las vegas shooting.

matthew shaver is pathetic

by iwanttodie45 November 15, 2017

Shavers

The collective term for two people become physically attached and are never separated. They are constantly either together or looking for each other. They manage to annoy everyone by leeching in the most public of public spaces.

Oh look shavers are at it again

by Thorns2011 January 24, 2011

shavered

to be denied of your first choice whether it be drinks, food,or any purchase.

shawn went to gahndi mahal and ordered a draft beer and a tika masala when the waiter said im sorry sir but, we are out of these items shawns friend johnny said you justbgot shavered.

by zero, none, wrong,out, not July 31, 2011