shunt

The act of inserting one's penis (usually of the abnormally large type) into another's vagina or anus in a very fast and brutal way. It is best done when running into someone while they bend over. Trains re known to be extremely good at this.

Girl: Shunt my asshole Daddy, all 15 inches of you
Guy: Ok
Girl: Ouch, call a fucking ambulance, you tore my fucking rectum

by Tubby Shunter September 2, 2017

Shunt

A shaved cunt.

I only fuck girls with shunts.

by PussyVagina January 28, 2004

shunt

The revolting result of a girl's choice to whipe her ass from the front, dragging mad doo-doo across her cunt, which inevitably gets lodged in the folds, leaving doo-doo butter and the occasional peanut for unsuspecting guys to deal with.

After buying the chick like seven drinks, I get her home only to discover she was dragging a shunt around under that skirt all night--I did her anyway.

by Showers September 28, 2006

shunt

To give a small tip in response to poor service from ur server

Man, the forks dirty, my eggs r cold, and I still don't have a drink! This bitch gettin shunted

by cali diezal December 20, 2010

shunt

a hybrid word that consists of "shut up" and "cunt"

abby: you're being too loud, shunt
carly: ok fine bitch

by saint43 August 3, 2017

Shunt

Hybrid of the words 'shit' and 'cunt'

Guy 1: Hey mate I just rooted your girlfriend
Guy 2: You're a shunt

by TheSystem69 September 25, 2011

Shunt

A shaven cunt.

That chick has a nice shunt. vaginapussyshavechick

by Mr.CleverNipples February 22, 2014