"Jim: No thanks.
Dwight Schrute: Stupid. Identity theft happens all the time. I could become you (snaps fingers) like that. But no one can become me.
Jim: No one wants to be you, Dwight.
Dwight Schrute: Not true. And if they did, they couldn’t, because I’m password-protected.
Jim: What’s your password, “Frodo”?
Dwight Schrute: No. (Changes password.)
Jim: Did you just change it to “Gollum”?
Dwight Schrute: No. (Changes password again.)
Dwight Schrute: Stupid. Identity theft happens all the time. I could become you (snaps fingers) like that. But no one can become me.
Jim: No one wants to be you, Dwight.
Dwight Schrute: Not true. And if they did, they couldn’t, because I’m password-protected.
Jim: What’s your password, “Frodo”?
Dwight Schrute: No. (Changes password.)
Jim: Did you just change it to “Gollum”?
Dwight Schrute: No. (Changes password again.)
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2) The śruti ("thing heard", "sound"; written also sruti or shruti) is the smallest interval of the tuning system in Indian classical music.
2) The śruti ("thing heard", "sound"; written also sruti or shruti) is the smallest interval of the tuning system in Indian classical music.
eg: 2:1 is taken as distance between same Swar Shruti Sa to Sa wherein Sa is equivalent to Do of do, re, me.
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Andy: I really screwed that up. I really Schruted it.
Michael: What?
Andy: Schruted it. It’s just this thing people say around your office all the time. Like when you screw something up in a really irreversible way. You Schruted it. I don’t know where it comes from though. You think it comes from Dwight Schrute?
Michael: I don’t know. Who knows how words are formed.
Michael: What?
Andy: Schruted it. It’s just this thing people say around your office all the time. Like when you screw something up in a really irreversible way. You Schruted it. I don’t know where it comes from though. You think it comes from Dwight Schrute?
Michael: I don’t know. Who knows how words are formed.
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