Schroeder

When you take home a girl just to find out she’s a lesbian

Man last night I slept with this hottie just to find out she’s a schroeder!

by Tommycracknellchicmagnet August 2, 2018

Schroeder’s Funnyman

This type of retard is a person who can’t come up with a valid argument or good roast, so they resort to saying “You Make Me Laugh 🤣” or some shit due to their inability to make a retort, or their low IQ not allowing them to come up with a good quip

Jake: “...And that’s why you’re an idiot for doing for doing that and should apologize to Miles. You’re a fucking prick.”

Dave: “Hahahah, you’re getting so mad over this, you’re funny 😂😂”

Jake: And there you go again, doing the Schroeder’s Funnyman again because your too uncivilized and slow to even reply with something competent. I expected better from you.

by JustArandomGuyiguess May 21, 2021

Schroeder’s Spirit Fuck

Similar to Schroeder’s cat theory where a cat in a box can be presumed both dead and alive at the same time, Schroeder’s Spirit Fuck is where an individual flying Spirt can be assumed both fucked and not fucked at the same time. This phenomenon is most likely to happen to an individual in a long distance relationship, trying to visit his or her significant other on the cheap. In this scenario, the individual takes the place of the cat and the Spirit plane replaces the box. Schroeder’s Spirt Fuck begins when the individual enters the Spirit plane, takes his or her seat, and finds out that the flight has been delayed or grounded for an undetermined amount of time. When the individual finds himself or herself still sitting on the plane when he or she should have already landed and should be having relations with his or her significant other, the individual is now fucked and not fucked at the same time. Fucked by Spirit and not fucked by his or her significant other.

-Man, my flight was delayed so many times yesterday, I got Schroeder’s Spirit Fuck ed!

by Whippedmamasboy December 28, 2021

Shroeterus

1. n) Shroeterus (pronounced schrew-Ter-us) The quantum and unknowable state of a woman's uterus between a late period or a pregnancy. A portmanteau of Shroedinger's cat and the interminable wait for menstruation.

Without access to a test, she was worried she wouldn't know if she was pregnant or not if she was late. Her shroeterus was acting weird but it could just be PMS.

by CoronaKitten January 26, 2022

Shredering

Verb; The act of coarse grinding of various materials (ex: wood, rock, plastic, etc)

Past tense of the word Shreder, also known as the more common spelling; shredder

The logs were shredering in the shreder

by Coffin (<Nic>) November 28, 2022

Schroederize

To sabotage in an internet manner because they screwed up, to where you purposely post someone's contact information on multiple sites so that they'll be forced to change their information

That guy sent me a threat by email so I schroederized his email address

by Popsocketpete June 27, 2023

Schroederize

1. To sabotage in an internet manner because they screwed up, to where you purposely post someone's contact information on multiple sites so that they'll be forced to change their information.
2. To shred or annihilate.

That guy sent me a threat by email so I schroederized his email address by posting it to dating sites and prison pen pal pages.

by Popsocketpete June 27, 2023