General Shrimpy

Large asshole.

Mean people suck arse.

by unnamed December 31, 2003

shrimpy tea

shrimpy tea is a type of tea that you expect its tastes like shrimp but actually tastes like cumball's

jack: hey dude did you try the shrimpy tea
dude: yea its soooo cummy
jack: so true

by Gussydaka234 March 16, 2024

shrimpy nuts

When something is absolutely wild, unexpectedly awesome, or just straight-up mind-blowing. Can also be used to describe someone who’s adorably attractive or charming in an offbeat way.

“Bro, that street performer juggling flaming shrimp? Shrimpy nuts.”
“Yo, this Thai place? Shrimpy. Freakin’. Nuts.”
“Did you see her outfit? Total shrimpy nuts vibes.”

by Tremendous Tom April 3, 2025

shrimpy jones

A guy with a small dick and large balls that can't see his toes

That shrimpy jones has a small dick

by John to con June 9, 2016

Shrimpis

A dick thats so small, its the size of a shrimp.

Guy 1: "Yeah, he definitely has a shrimpis with that attitude."

Guy 2: "yeah, no wonder why he never pulls. "

by EMORYHUSK May 12, 2024

Shrimpy shag

When you give a nice guy a chance and he lets you down, biblically speaking. Waste of time, unsatisfying sex.

“When it’s not the big hulking meaty burrito you were craving”

Stacy: How was your date last night?!
Stacy’s mom: Total shrimpy shag..can’t believe I let him inside the house (and me). He just seemed soo nice! Sorry girl, no step dad for you.. yet.

by Loscantaritosburritos March 17, 2024

Shrimpy

A person with an abnormally large penis. Used as an ironic name, like calling a fat guy "Tiny".

"Woah, thats at least 9 inches. Now I get why you don't mind them calling you Shrimpy"

by Captain_Thunderpants July 4, 2017