Guitar Center Shredder

The guy who only knows how to play 2 or 3 songs and uses the most expensive guitar in the store with the amp settings on max.

Customer- "Who's the guy playing Sweet Child of mine that 59'Les Paul?"

Cashier -" Oh, thats just our resident Guitar Center Shredder."

by Topkekemememem May 20, 2017

shredder

A shredder is a snowboarder.

Shredders are better than skiers.

by lauren July 22, 2004

shredders

An expression of disgust or dismay. See damn.

An acknowledgement of something bad or unfortunate.

Near Synonyms: this sucks, sucks

See examples for proper usage.

Dan: I have to drive five hours to a job interview tomorrow.
Nate: Shredders!

Dave: My iPod got stolen last night.
Bill: Aw shredders man, that's not cool!

by Nate Heller December 9, 2008

Shredder

The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles arch nemesis.

"Now you face... The Shredder..."

by PiE! March 18, 2003

shredder fodder

Junk mail that contains personal information or requests for personal information that you don't want stolen. Such as credit card payoff checks, loan applications, and pre-approved notices. The goal is to prevent identity theft.

This credit card payoff check is shredder fodder. I don't want some one committing forgery with this shredder fodder to buy goods.

by J. Wood April 22, 2008

Shredder’s Revenge

When you get an upset stomach, vomiting, diarrhea, pebble shits, sludge stool, or a rash from eating pizza.

Donatello: Damn Leo, that pizza last night gave me Shredder’s Revenge. I need to rest.

by PunkNJunkTWD October 7, 2023

chocolate shredder

violent anal sex

The first night in jail you need to look out for the chocolate shredder.

or, I gave that chick the chocolate shredder, she couldn't walk right for a week.

by iron eagle September 16, 2013