the place you would rather stick your scrotum than do some thing unpleasant such as: hold your girl friend's purse, make out with your brother, pay your taxes, wiener bump with the guys in the prison shower or blow an elephant with plans to swallow his load.
wife: honey, do you want to watch this dennis quaid movie that i rented?
husband: no thanks, i'd rather t bag a paper shredder.
husband: no thanks, i'd rather t bag a paper shredder.
by kc512 February 20, 2010
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Tim: OMG, what happened to ur dick?
Tom: i don't know man, I didn't know what was gonna happen, we just straight up pounded.
Tim: And???
Tom: Well I didn't know she would be a cock shredder, but i should have known....it was LEAH!!
Tom: i don't know man, I didn't know what was gonna happen, we just straight up pounded.
Tim: And???
Tom: Well I didn't know she would be a cock shredder, but i should have known....it was LEAH!!
by Shaman Zimbadway April 8, 2010
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1. In TMNT II:the secret of the ooze, when super shredder for a milisecond supposedly has red eyes, but it is really invisible to the human eye.
1. "Dude guys the Shredder Red-eye is the scariest part about the TMNT CG Shredder" "Rico your fucking retarded"
by timbo356 April 10, 2007
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Get the shredding it mug.a style of guitar playing characterized by extremely fast flurries of notes and extremely distorted tones. rusty cooley's style epitomizes shred playing. some other famous shredders are steve vai, joe satriani, and yngwie malmsteen. most shredders use ibanez or jackson guitars becasue of their thin flat necks, tremelo systems, very high output pickups and agressive looks among other factors. though loved by some, shredding is often attacked for being "unmusical" or just for show. some techniques commonly employed by shredders are tremelo picking, sweep picking, pinch harmonics, extremely wide vibrato, tapping, two handed tapping, and a myriad of whammy bar tricks.
"dude jimi hendrix totaly shreds it up!"
"wel acctaully, jimi's improvisational style is very melodic and has a strong bassis in the chords being played behind it, he is not shredding"
"wel acctaully, jimi's improvisational style is very melodic and has a strong bassis in the chords being played behind it, he is not shredding"
by michael langdon August 12, 2006
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Guy 1 "Last night I was shredding the cheese so much that my hands were covered in that nasty crap that comes out!"
Guy 2 "Why did you jack off so much?"
Guy 1 "What the hell are you talkin' about, crakka?"
Guy 2 "Ohh, I had the wrong impression..."
Guy 1 "Dude, ur such a fagbag, go suck a toe!"
Guy 2 "WTF?"
Guy 1 "Jacking off is illegal, I would never break the law!"
Guy 2 "No its not! Its only illegal on an airplane!"
Guy 1 {guy 1 unzips pants and begins jerkin right in front of him}
Guy 2 "You were callin me the faggot!"
Guy 2 "Why did you jack off so much?"
Guy 1 "What the hell are you talkin' about, crakka?"
Guy 2 "Ohh, I had the wrong impression..."
Guy 1 "Dude, ur such a fagbag, go suck a toe!"
Guy 2 "WTF?"
Guy 1 "Jacking off is illegal, I would never break the law!"
Guy 2 "No its not! Its only illegal on an airplane!"
Guy 1 {guy 1 unzips pants and begins jerkin right in front of him}
Guy 2 "You were callin me the faggot!"
by da_urb@n_l3g3nd March 27, 2010
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An iconic symbol of grindxcore, as first proposed by waking the cadaver
An iconic symbol of grindxcore, as first proposed by waking the cadaver
by battletortoise May 12, 2008
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