Shblanga

shblanga is when your dick tastes Mango

Abood: I lost 100$ in poker
abdo: shblanga

by sisy drip March 8, 2021

Ghurkin Shlanger

Hardest cunts out there, bread from the 35. Known to run a muck down at the bra.

person 1 "Come down to Maroubra

person 2 " Nah the Ghurkin Shlangers are throwing dog shit on fire at people "

by Bellamy Craig August 21, 2023

shlang

Russian for Hose or Hosepipe

Ivan: "Ahh Niet, Dat guy has a bigger shlang than us!"
Random Russian dude 2: "Da, he likes to spray his lawn well!"

by Andrew Wilkinson July 12, 2007

Splangledorf

a word with absolutly no meaning, simply made to be thrown in and confuse people.

Spangledorf to you!

Splangledorf?


could you please pass the Spangledorf?

by Redhawk23 August 3, 2006

splangin'

adj. A word meaning roughly the same thing as if one were to call something sweet, awesome, cool, chill, radical, and bitchin' all that the same time.

"I just won the lottery man!"
"Dude, that is totally splangin'!"

by D-Funk January 9, 2005

shlanga

You use the phrase shlanga when you want to say something inappropriate in an awkward or uncomfortable situation

Would you shlanga (shift) her at the pitch?

by Cupcakes09877 May 17, 2018

shpang

a word describing utter confusion, but when youre depressed you are more likely to say it, and you wouldnt jsut randomly call it out, because its just not fun.

person: so, youre NOT going to millitary school now, thats weird, what happened?
me: ::shrugs:: guess not
person: so why do you seem so sad?
me: shpang. ::frowns::
person: soo...did you want to go see a movie this friday then?
me: ::stares at person weird and surns, slams head onto desk::

by kittensk8red April 6, 2005