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National Kick a short person day 

Created to counter national kick a tall person day
Hey, did you hear that its National Kick a Short Person day? Its when you kick short people under 170cm

Throw A Short Person Day 

Every year, on October 21st, you are granted 5 free passes to throw a person that is 5'8" and under.
Joe- "hey, It's October 21st, sorry Zach, but it's National Throw a Short Person day, and your too short, I have to throw you.
Zach- "Fuck you Joe" - gets yeeted off the loading dock

Throw a short person day 

Hey, it’s throw a short person day! C‘Mere!

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I brutally assaulted and shot a random person in rdr2
I brutally assaulted and shot a random person in rdr2 (Ibaasarpir2)

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