Shnoppledanger

YOU.

Karl, your such a shnoppledanger.

by KKVL May 24, 2010

shoppers elbow

A painful condition affecting one arm. Usually occurs during glutinous shopping around the holidays. Carrying loads of merchandise around a store in one arm will aggravate the muscles in the elbow and forearm.

Carrying all these $2.00 doorburster towel's is giving me shoppers elbow!

by Ddd17 March 2, 2016

shoppercising

When you ask a friend to exercise, but they are too busy shopping.

Me: "We are taking a walk in the hood to get some exercise. Would you like to join us?"

Friend: "No, thanks. I'm out shopping."

Me: "Ok. Have fun shoppercising!"

by Ricky Bobby 07 December 29, 2016

Someday Shopper

A person who comes into a store regularly, and never buys anything.

Peter always been a someday shopper, he goes into the record store all the time and never buys anything, because he's always broke.

by Deviant Shade July 17, 2021

shopper's amnesia

A condition relating to being in such a shopped-out state that one forgets her purchases.

1. Person 1: "I got a phone call to pick up a purchase from a store and I honestly don't remember ever putting the layby on!"
Person 2: "Wow, sounds like you've got a case of Shopper's Amnesia."

2. Lisa went to the store and found the hit Drew Barrymore film Ever After in the bargain bin for only $9.89. Lisa loves Drew Barrymore. Upon arriving home she attempted to put the new DVD into her alphabetically categorised collection, only to discover that she already owned a special edition copy of said film. Lisa blamed this unnecessary purchase on momentary Shopper's Amnesia.

by lisaisgreen January 7, 2010

Shopperlifted

When a cashier forgets to place items in a customer's bag and they leave the store without them. Many times, the customer will return home, unpack their goods, and discover in outrage the lack of certain items.

"WTF, I thought I just bought toilet paper?!"
"Haha, looks like you just got shopperlifted."

by Featherlight910 November 17, 2009

Bake Shoppe

A location or vehicle utilized for the smoking of marijuana with openings as to not let the smoke escape (common smoking practice known as baking). Blunts are preferred as to the fact they produce the most smoke.

A bake shoppe was in session in that Buick Century we passed at the intersection.

by Bluntmaster2.0 March 25, 2010