donkey shlong

a shlong that resembles the size of a donkey's wang.

dude, dont make me whip out my donkey shlong.

or, gobble my donkey shlong.

or, who's in the need of a good donkey shlongin'?

or get that donkey shlong away from me.

by hoboman September 12, 2003

scoontie

ORIGIN: BROCKTON, MA. 508

*male or female. someone that does trashy things like suck dick for a living, stripper, prostitute, act fake, are a bitch or a cunt, trick, slut.

Yo, you see that girl over there i heard she's a scoontie.

Walk into the club "where the scoonties at??"

Stop being such a scoontie! GET THE DICK OUTCHA MOUTH!

Girlll you slept with my boyfriend scoont please! wtfff.

by BAR666 March 31, 2010

Shlong

What you say when you see a dick so well hung, you condense the phrase "Shit that's long" to shlong.

I had one NICE ride on that shlong.

by anstsabvrhsn February 23, 2010

shlong

a shlong is a long penis that appeals to everyone. a nice shlong is 13+ inches. It seduces anyone and everyone in a 5km radius. shlongs are very rare so when u see one, let it touch you. Caress it. Enjoy it while it lasts.

mike- hey jim i heard you have a shlong
jim- yeah u wanna see?
mike- yeah
jim *shows shlong*
mike- instantly falls in love

by monet is that bitch June 28, 2020

sheona

probably the sweetest girl that you will ever know. Sheona is an amazingly pretty girl with AMAZING hair and a super natural and pretty smile. Sheona is the nicest person ever and if you ever come across one, make sure to become her friend. ily shenaenae

That girls hair is like SHEONA!
ahhh that girl is just like sheona. So damn nice!
I really need a friend like sheona right now.

by katiemeade_10 July 6, 2016

schooner pooner

The condition, particularly odor-wise, of a vagina after being worked well the night before.

Man, he must've hit it good last night, she's sporting some serious schooner pooner.

by Fisheye1 November 20, 2019

schoon

A general term which may be used in place of any noun or verb or to describe literally anything or anyone.

"Yer ma's a wee schoon"
"My names ________, but you can just call me big daddy schoon"
"Excuse me waiter, do you serve gluten-free schoons?"

by Bigdaddyschoon August 9, 2020