Shomosexual

Sho·mo·sex·u·al   

–adjective

1. of, pertaining to, or physically exhibiting homosexuality.

Having exited the closet, rather than being discrete in any shape or form they openly show they're sexuality in an over the top approach which may result in the following:

- Complete change of wardrobe
- Sudden expert in fashion
- Fake tan
- Increased campness
- Gay banter

Since John came out as being gay he's been such a shomosexual.

by Caseysace June 15, 2011

Shmomoloboe

A group of people that cannot intelligently defend themselves in way of oral confrontation or physical combat.

That freshman group is such a Shmomoloboe

by OmegaZero_Alpha September 21, 2005

Shomoney

A large eyepopping roll of money consisting of one large bill wrapped around and roll of one dollar bills.

Showing off what appears to be a large roll of cash to decieve those around into believing you are wealthier than you are.

Not having enough to impress the stripper into coming home with him, Big Ben whiped out a roll of shomoney knowing he could never have her any other way.

Big Joe is always showing off his roll shomoney to bring the old gals looking for security home with him. Little do they know show money means NO Money.

by Magorski January 29, 2010

shammon

Sort of like, come on, or move on.

Michael Jackson likes to say "Owww! Shammon now"
"Shammon bitches, I got shit to do!"

by Michael Jackson Jr April 1, 2007

Showmomance

A Showmance (see; showmance) that develops between a homosexual couple.

Person 1: Did you hear Bill and Biff are in a showmance?
Person 2: Bill and Biff are both dudes, I think you mean Showmomance

by Big-Mick October 27, 2010

shompoo

Shompoo is a beautiful, creative and amazing person. They're often very shy but when you get to know them they can become the most crazy person you've ever known! (In a good way of course) Shompoo's are very unique and its not often you get to meet one. But if you do, you're the luckiest person on earth.

1. Shompoo is an angel
2. Shompoo got some mad skills

by Old razzledazzle December 11, 2016

Showmosexual

1. A person who becomes sexually attracted to others who bought the Premium cable movie package and engages in an intimate relationship because they have SHOWTIME an a place to crash. The need to watch the weekly exclusive series overrides any innate sexual preference or drive to a given gender. This is often a temporal transformation that only lasts a few seasons or until the illegal cable hookup gets shut down.

2. In more general terms, a person or persons that may enter a relationship or cohabitate for the express purpose of sharing their cable subscription which gives them access to exclusive SHOWS, television series, or sporting events. This may include one or all of the following premium, basic or sport cable packages such as; Showtime, HBO, Cinemax, Starz, AMC, FX, etc...

Lincoln Park Chad: "Bro, she living with you now!? I thought she was a lesbian yo."

Lincoln Park Bro: "Yeah man, so did I. Turns out she's a total SHOWMOSEXUAL and she's broke as a joke. So I upgraded my cable to a Premier service for $150 a month to get that new Twin Peaks series, cuz she's way into that weird David Lynch shit. Next thing I know she's DTF and shacking up with me in my single bedroom studio. She's really good with fixing things around the apartment and we're both into lesbian porn too. So, you know, bonus there. Am I right?"

by Locum Rex January 18, 2017