shit from shinola

Naive, stupid. Can't tell one's ass from first base; see Shinola.

"That yahoo can't tell shit from shinola"
"That geologist can't tell schist from shinola."

by Octopod November 6, 2003

Shaolin Surprise

When having sex with a woman doggy style, have a bald Asian man come in and real quickly switch off and see how long it takes the girl to turn around and realize.
This move is not recomended if you would ever like to have sex with that woman again.

Yeah dude, I gave Jess the Shaolin Surprise the other night. She was lovin that shit till she turned around and saw Cheng!

by Rofellos December 10, 2007

shaolin

Nickname for Staten Island one of the five boroughs of New York City. Wu Tang Clan a famous rap group is said to have come up with this nickname.

Shaolin = staten island

by Jersey kid February 13, 2008

Shno Dat

it comes from "you already should know that"

but say it fast like you shnooo datt! or U sno dat!

Dude1: Ayye! Hollow Da Don beat the shit out of Goodz!

Me: Yea u already shno dat!

by FrancoKills May 21, 2011

Shnockered

Doped, Drunk or High. Slightly Incomprehensible.

That man was completely schnockered!

by Arcturus May 29, 2003

shnob

a fucking mean, snot of a person

why do you always have to be a shnob!

by joey January 25, 2004

Shlol

shlol, schlol or shhlol is a form of lol in which you want to lol but are unable to.

scenario 1a
parents in bed
child lols..
parents wakeup shout

scenario 1b
parents in bed
child shlols
parents asleep

scenario 2a
in exam, read something funny
lol
kicked out

scenario 2b
in exam, read something funny
shlol
fine....

by Shlolmeister March 10, 2009