Shizz

A midway between shit and jizz, or a 1:1 mixture of both of them (usually consumed with 500 ml of each blended for 1 minute).

What are you getting for breakfast? Oh, just some omelette with shizz to go with it.

by SpankBoySamaritan December 31, 2016

Shizz

You can use shizz for anything and everything . It basically doesn't have one description. It's not a basic word . It's unique.

I use it among my friends , family , teacher etc.

Oh my god - Oh my shizz
What the hell is wrong with you - What the shizz is wrong with you
Shit is about to go down - Shizz is about to go down

by Megan Brand June 24, 2019

Shizz

To be Absolutely Awesome ! Top of the charts!

"I watched Godsmscks drum solo today and OMG!, Their drummer is the shizz when he plays the bongos"!!

by Melzy February 23, 2018

Shizz

When you fart and a little bit of jizz comes out.

Jaron farted while having an erection and shizzed himself.

by Pbrizzle January 28, 2017

Shizz

verb: to simultaneously jizz, and shit at the same time

" I shizzed my pants"

by NIGHTW4TCH July 12, 2009

Shizz

Shizz, despite common misconception, shizz is also the name for the concotion of shit (feces) and jizz (semen); as well as the replacement for shit in casual conversation.

Gay men release shizz from their rear ends.

by VyvianTehLol June 17, 2009

Shizzed

When something so amazing happens that you shit and jizz your pants at the exact same time.

Guy #1 - Last night was so awesome i almost shizzed
Guy #2 - Almost?

by forgetyou23 October 03, 2010