shitstorm
When a large flock of birds, flying overhead, all simultaneously release their bowels, spilling their shit all over you in a rain-like pattern.
When a large flock of birds, flying overhead, all simultaneously release their bowels, spilling their shit all over you in a rain-like pattern.
Guy 1: Oh my god! Those bird just shit all over us!
Guy 2: Yes, it was a real shitstorm, I'll tell you!
Guy 1: Good thing I had my umbrella. The shit fell like rain.
Guy 2: Lucky you.
Guy 2: Yes, it was a real shitstorm, I'll tell you!
Guy 1: Good thing I had my umbrella. The shit fell like rain.
Guy 2: Lucky you.
by Chiisu The Echihog June 11, 2006
Get the shitstormmug. A shitstorm of such epically huge proportions that it blocks out the sun and throws the world into a stinky, everlasting night. Metaphorically, of course.
My mom found my Perc 30's. She is sharpening a knife, and my dad is preparing to waterboard me. What a colossal shitstorm I have screwed myself into!
by EDKirk January 20, 2011
Get the Colossal Shitstormmug. When a legendary coach sticks his dick into little boys asses and tells people to move along quickly or nobody gets hurt.
by Jb23sr July 2, 2016
Get the Sandusky Shitstormmug. A boss/assosiate that just won't stop at causing too much stress for his workers/associates. This is basically a tyrant.
That shitstorm trooper needs a reality check or I am gonna clock him. I might just make a smashed watermelon outa his face.
by Deboe July 1, 2006
Get the shitstorm troopermug. An advanced sexual prank to perform during ejaculation. To practice this prank, you must pretend to ejaculate into your partners mouth, but right as you climax, turn around and perform the shitstorm onto their face. This is a highly advanced technique in which you need to perfectly time your shitstorm together with the ejaculation.
Girl 1: "How was he in bed girlll?"
Girl 2: "He performed the Egyptian Shitstorm on me..."
Girl 1: "Oh no"
Girl 2: "He performed the Egyptian Shitstorm on me..."
Girl 1: "Oh no"
by EgyptianShitstorm February 19, 2021
Get the Egyptian Shitstormmug. A game played when you invite three girls / guys that are interested in you to the same event. Make sure that at least one of them is crazy. Get them all to interact, then watch the show.
Person 1: "Do you realize that three of your exes are coming to the party to see you?"
Person 2: "Shitstorm or Foursome"
Person 1: "Get it."
Person 2: "Shitstorm or Foursome"
Person 1: "Get it."
by TheTimothy October 29, 2011
Get the Shitstorm or Foursomemug. A daily occurring event since at least 2015, when Donald Trump ran and won the presidency in 2016.
A minor event that no one should care about but since it offends liberals, it is given major press coverage, you know, the kind of event that no one would have cared about back in the 2000s.
A minor event that no one should care about but since it offends liberals, it is given major press coverage, you know, the kind of event that no one would have cared about back in the 2000s.
Person 1
Hey, did you know Elon Musk bought Twitter.
Person 2
Guess there is a liberal shitstorm brewing.
Person 3
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, it will cause a liberal shitstorm.
Hey, did you know Elon Musk bought Twitter.
Person 2
Guess there is a liberal shitstorm brewing.
Person 3
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, it will cause a liberal shitstorm.
by WokeMan91 April 28, 2022
Get the Liberal Shitstormmug.