shitfuckass

shitting on someone's dick as they're fucking your ass

"oh she farted on my dick.. DAYM SHE SHITTED ON MY SHIT"

(shitfuckass)

by getoffmyblanket September 24, 2017

shitfuck

A word used to describe extreme stupidity or clumsiness

The car is over there shitfuck

by magnarider June 12, 2006

Shitsung

When something happens when you got self-pwned and you can't do anything about it.

Stemming from when you buy a Samsung Android device, it can crash or you'll never get upgrades or support sucks when you have problems - you got shitsunged.

My Android device is two versions behind and the company won't upgrade it even tho it was promised, I got shitsunged.

I bought a new car and the engine fell out, and the manufacturer does not admit it's a problem - I got shitsunged.

by got_shitsunged September 24, 2011

Shitfuck

1. v. To engage in anal intercourse with an individual whose rectum is full of feces, resulting in feces covering the erection. 2. n. An act or instance of shitfucking. (Vars. shit-fuck; shit fuck.) Note: This is not the everyday type of getting-shit-on-your-dick that happens all the time with ass-fucking; this is the intentional fucking of a shit-filled ass.

Because he had invited me over for a nice long shitfuck I made sure I held my shit in all day long. He loves to shitfuck me.

by Mr. Shitfuck July 15, 2011

shitrunner

To act in the manner of a warrior to achieve self greatness, regardless whether task is large or small; relying on the faculty of self to prevail in an otherwise risky or chaotic environment; to be fully committed to a high risk activity.
To run the shit. Runner of the shit.

I can't believe he kayaked over that waterfall, what a shitrunner! If you fly a helicopter to get home from the bar you are definitely a shitrunner. We need a shitrunner to operate this crazy thing.

by benwitz January 26, 2012

Shitsunami

When something goes very wrong, when the shit hits the fan majorily. Things all seem to go wrong or backfire in a row.

P1 - Man! They're finding out about all the pranks and fucked up shit we did this year!

P2- Dude, it's a shitsunami!

by MAD IAN December 6, 2003

shitfuckdamn

A very handy word; rolls right off the tongue. Usually said when something is dropped, when personal injury is inflicted, or no other obscene phrase will fit.

1. --After dropping purse and spilling contents-- "Shitfuckdamn!"

2. --After stubbing toe in the middle of the night-- "Shitfuckdamn!"

3. --After becoming pissed off and having nothing else to say-- "Shitfuckdamn!"

by Cu2Au April 23, 2006