shit for brains

noun; any animal having shit substituted for brains in the region of the skull: a direct result of having ones head up ones ass

That Jim is one of the dumbest mother fuckers I know. What a fucking "shit for brains".

by green giant March 8, 2003

Shit for the Cycle

Taking a shit in each bathroom of your house (minimum of 2 bathrooms) during one day. You get double points if you can do it before leaving for work.

Due to my overindulgence in alcohol and junk food yesterday, I shit for the cycle this morning.

by NBAnderson January 3, 2012

shitformance

a shitty performance

Usher gave the worst shitformance ever on the VMAs last night.

by Joel Christopher March 24, 2008

Shitfoot

When your feline friend has recently concluded utilizing their sandbox abode and one or more limbs has acquired fecal matter.

Babe the Runt(Feline) is walking around the living room with “Shitfoot” again!

by Irvdagod September 19, 2019

Shit for brains

A stupid person, does not actualy refer to anyone actualy having shit in their skull.

"God damn it, you really do have shit for brains dont ya?!"

by MattTheJackass November 13, 2005

Shit for brains

A shit for brains is usually heavily retarded, or this is this a gross understatement? My 40 year old sister thinks that electric cookers run off gas and she doesn't have a clue how much anything is at Poundland. She isn't just thick, she has shit for brains. Fancy calling your kids Skip? Toad? Soil? and Dildo? Fucking stupid shit for brains bitch Notwithstanding, she has very recently learnt to write her own name. Need I say more? She's a shit for brains. She's an ass wipe. She's a lude crude rude bag of pre chewed food, dude. She has the only house that you are more likely to slip on a turd inside, than outside in the street. Shit for brains also live in shit and furthermore never clean the toilet.

A shit for brains live in a smashed up stone henge's of a house, complete with boarded windows and big black and white checks up the walls. Gone is the stone furniture, gone is the scabies. She is a shit for brains along with her brand new silver woodwork and a purple wall. Shit for brains totally fucking ruin houses, no shit. Shit for brains live off Pot noodle, Frozen pizza, done in microwaves, check that grease and get pissed every day on anything remotely alcoholic. Shit for brains go out with or marry guys called Andy, who are also well and truly SHIT FOR BRAINS!

by Freddy fingers 45 October 10, 2012

Shitfart Separator

The shitfart separator is the muscle inside your colon, just above your bunghole, that is responsible for separating shits from farts. Usually a dormant muscle, the shitfart separator is often only noticed if it's repeatedly squeezing and churning when one has diarrhea. The work of a healthy shitfart separator usually results in dry farts

I had the Big D, and my shitfart separator was in overdrive.

My shitfart separator failed me and I accidentally sharted a little in my underwear.

by Flambo Blumpkin February 13, 2008