Shitearse
Shitearse (v.) is the act of licking a baggie clean if it’s residue after the consumption of the drugs.
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Shiterette
That special cigarette that seems to come in every pack which induces the need to shit.
You will know you've had a shiterette, when you step out to smoke and any possible bathroom signals your body has previously sent to your brain, unnoticed, suddenly hit you full force after your first drag or two. A shiterette is usually impossible to enjoy because - although you refuse to do the sensible thing by extinguishing your smoke, going to the bathroom and returning to smoke afterward - the whole time you are smoking, you can't enjoy it because all you can think about is how badly you have to take a shit.
You will know you've had a shiterette, when you step out to smoke and any possible bathroom signals your body has previously sent to your brain, unnoticed, suddenly hit you full force after your first drag or two. A shiterette is usually impossible to enjoy because - although you refuse to do the sensible thing by extinguishing your smoke, going to the bathroom and returning to smoke afterward - the whole time you are smoking, you can't enjoy it because all you can think about is how badly you have to take a shit.
Rent Fan - "Oh my god, Sister Christian, why are you standing all stiff and uncomfortable? Enjoy your smoke break, already. It's like a little vacation!"
Sister Christian - "I got a shiterette and all I can think about is my damn gas pains, fool."
Rent fan - "Oh my god! Don't even get me started on butt problems!"
Sister Christian - "I got a shiterette and all I can think about is my damn gas pains, fool."
Rent fan - "Oh my god! Don't even get me started on butt problems!"
Shiterette by JoshuaJordan October 17, 2008
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Shiterer
A word used to define an item that is usually shite, but on one particular occasion is more shite than usual, developed and first used by x00xEMMAx00x and Tyrannical_Hobo on Twitter on 17/10/2012
Shiterer by Tyrannical Hobo October 17, 2012
Shiteresting
Literally: shittily interesting
1. engaging in a bad way and holding the attention or curiosity.
2. arousing a feeling of shiterest.
1. engaging in a bad way and holding the attention or curiosity.
2. arousing a feeling of shiterest.
Ivorne's shoulder is fucked and she has to work tonight...should be a shiteresting time.
What a shiteresting day at the beach. It rained the whole time!
My, what a shiteresting baby you've got there, ma'am.
What a shiteresting day at the beach. It rained the whole time!
My, what a shiteresting baby you've got there, ma'am.
Shiteresting by werdbooty June 8, 2009
Divine Shitervention
When you have to go #2 during an inescapable situation, and something happens that allows you to get to the bathroom.
Man, last night I was on the phone with my mom and I had to take a dump really bad. Thankfully, I had an incident of divine shitervention and her battery died.
Divine Shitervention by PantsMan.EXE July 5, 2011
shirsey
A shirsey is a combination of a T-shirt and jersey. Preferred in the past by dirtbags and asshats, the shirsey has made a comeback as an affordable, yet acceptable form of sports apparrel.
shirsey by ricknoberts May 3, 2006