shittard

a fucktard that is also a worthless piece of shit.

I got a detention for calling someone an asshole. My teacher is such a fucking shittard.

by z-mon March 13, 2009

Shitta Junkin'

When one opponent blows out another.

Bobby beat Thomas in a basketball game, it was a shitta junkin',

by Zacman jones May 29, 2008

shittard

A retarded shithead.

Joey Hoey is a shittard.

by Joey Hoey September 2, 2004

Collateral Shittage

Collateral Shittage occurs when there is an explosion of liquid shit and feces of biblical proportion. Generally, Collateral Shittage is not anticipated. Rather, one expects a clean pinch and drop of an otherwise healthy turd. When Collateral Shittage occurs, it results in a wet, thick, shit overspray that sticks around the oring and blasts out and upwards onto the ass cheeks and even as far as the lower back. It splatters the toilet bowel and may even run along and down the toilet seat rim appearing like warm ass batter. In extreme cases, it may even reach the floor or surrounding walls. Collateral Shittage is difficult to clean up and results in a typical Endless Wipe.

Carl was heading out of the office for an afternoon sales meeting. On the way out, he felt a sudden clinching of his oring. He ran to the rest room to where he thought he would have pinched the perfect loaf. However, his Mexican lunch came back to haunt him and his ass exploded in virtual liquid fire and brimstone and he blew out his colon with Collateral Shittage all over the stool, his ass and onto the tail of his dress shirt. Needless to say, Carl cancelled his meeting and went home to shower his mung ass.

by Eaton Holgoode April 27, 2015

Fortress of Shitatude

When you find a rarely used toilet in the workplace.

Dude I found a toilet no one uses at the office, it's my fortress of shitatude

by mregina August 27, 2016

shitstab

to have anal sex.

You know that chick will let you shitstab.

by Anonymous September 10, 2003

shitstain

A shitstain is a person who is so useless that they are less valuable than the stain left in your underwear when you fail to wipe well after taking a shit.

Codi is nothing more than a shitstain on society's boxers.

by ambador2 November 19, 2016