an expression that is intended to convey excessive excitement. the beauty of the expression is that it has a double meaning; one literal and another entirely figurative but much more ridiculous.
1) to be shitting in one's pants
2) to be excreting pants from one's rectum
1) to be shitting in one's pants
2) to be excreting pants from one's rectum
by b3n d0v3r June 19, 2008
by superc22066 November 10, 2021
An expression used to describe a feeling of being overwhelmed by something unnecessarily complicated or hard.
I can't let go of my ex because we have so many things in common and we have been in each other's lives for so long, but I really love you and want to build a future with you.
- Omg you are so hopeless! I want to shit my pants...
- Omg you are so hopeless! I want to shit my pants...
by little.piece.of.cow.poo April 28, 2018
driving extra slow and cautious as not to smear the shit around any more, not really wanting to get where you are going because you have a shit stain on your pants
by llvdoc September 6, 2017
An expression used to signify the upmost disregard to ones appearance, respectability and the general outward impression given in social gatherings. A lack of desire to impress. Also can refer to a lack of sobriety.
YOU: Hey, check out Fergie flossin' over by the bar. She is so glamorous!
ME: Fuck that bitch, I'm just here to shit my pants.
ME: Fuck that bitch, I'm just here to shit my pants.
by ewol May 15, 2007
Thursday night I wore my white corduroy pants out to the bar. I didn’t know my white corduroys would soon become my shit pants. I got so boozed, I stole my friends shoes and barfed in them. Then I shit my pants...Thursday night I was Shit-Pants Drunk.
by A Delightful June 30, 2011
My friend by accident sat on a toilet seat covered in shit and soiled his pants. He is now referred to as "Spongebob Shit Pants".
by Mean Friend December 6, 2006