shot the sheriff

Before a relationship is committed (which is often different from consummated, depending on your morals, values, and comfort level), the title for the main person in your life is ‘Sheriff’. To have a ‘Sheriff’, one does not need a ‘Deputy’ or ‘Deputies’, though that could be considered acceptable given the only slight significance of the title over a ‘friend’ status. ‘Shooting the sheriff’ is effectively the same as breaking up, but since the relationship was not elevated to boyfriend/girlfriend there is no semantic modification of the terms of said relationship.

Tom: “Dude, weaksauce, I shot the sheriff.”
Brian: “Liquid lamecake, Broseph! You should grab some Boddingtons and we’ll throw down on some Dr. Mario.”

by Jack Krabitz January 1, 2009

Sheriff John Bunnell

The host of the Fox Network television show 'The World's Wildest Police Videos'. Known for his level of hyperbole in his descriptions of the on-screen action.

see the show for an example

by fixman88 August 16, 2004

Sheriff Chex

A person that is easily offended when called "gay" and try's hard to be good at something they are not.

"Hey sheriff chex"
"don't call me that i got a girlfriend"

by behay September 4, 2020

rusty sheriff star

A brown asshole or poop shoot.

My old lady has a clean rusty sheriff star for a culo.

by d0c March 17, 2008

The Sheriff

While going down on a woman you make a pretend gun with your hand. Insert your pointer and middle fingers into her vagina, your ring finger into her ass, and massage her clit with your thumb. Another variation is the deputy, which is basically the same thing minus the finger in the ass.

last night I made her squeel when i gave her the sheriff!

by crownknot1 October 1, 2005

sheriff john bunnell

Legend

Sheriff John Bunnell is a legend

by Bradley Williamson October 20, 2003

Ventura County Sheriff

Fat lazy cops who are bored 99% of the time and have nothing better to do than to run around busting teenagers for smoking pot. When it comes to real police work count them out.... They're only interested in things that require minimal or no work on their part. This is caused by the above stated symptoms they show of being fat and lazy and as long as they have their way will continue to do absolutely nothing but harass and arrest the youth of Ventura County for pointless shit.

Ventura County Sheriffs suck

by sheisaterror November 3, 2008