Alaskan sleeping bag

When a girl slowly fingers her man's tip, then proceeds in a wild attempt to puncture her finger to the deepest caverns of his urinary tract. Astonished, he watches as she widens his dique hole to the width of her fist, two fists, then three. With no regard for decency, she stretches his manhood like a bowflex, shattering every boundary he thought he knew was possible. Exhausted, she climbs inside and begins her 9 month hibernation.

Girl: "Honey?"
Guy: "Yes beautiful?"
Girl: "It's getting cold outside"
Guy: *oh shit*
Girl: "I'm ready for my Alaskan sleeping bag"

by Professor Ramit Inmah Ashol June 7, 2016

Savannah Sleeping Bag

Endearing nickname for a deliciously flowing mullet, known to originate in southern Georgia.

Cletus: We're gonna be camping all weekend. Shouldn't you bring a blanket or sumthin'?
Jasper: Naw, I've been growin' this here out since'n I was nahn! *points to back of neck*
Cletus: Shoulda knowed your Savannah Sleeping Bag would be warm enough!

by b-dob November 20, 2009

Amazonian Sleeping Bag

Its the same as a Hot Richard, except during the spoon position with the female party, when you are all cosey after savaging her beaten up gash, she queefs all over the man's tool. You will know when this is about to happen as the female vaginally inhales a pocket of air, which sounds like a sludgy sloppy vacuum cleaner put on reverse. The female will then commence to queef. It will make a similar sound to when you blow up a balloon and then let it go without tying it up. Ususally, and especieally after a session, a load of sludge and other offal from the walls of the female's minge will spew all over your unsuspecting dick and balls.

(1)
Man: oh no, oh no, oh no youuu don'....

Woman: (blubber squelch blubber blubber squelch)

Man:...'t... you filthy slut, you just gave me an Amazonian Sleeping Bag, and now my dick and balls are covered in sticky sludge...

(2)
Guy1: So, i had just smashed the shit out of this dirty slosh pot and was settling down to a cosey spoon, when suddenly the bitch queefed all over my first in command.

Guy2: She didn't did she!?

Guy1: Yes, she did, she gave me an Amazonian sleeping bag.

Guy2: Jesus christ! Are you ok?

by DerekBlazzo April 3, 2009

Mexican Sleeping Bag

When a male masturbates with a burrito.

I caught Patrick giving himself a mexican sleeping bag when we came home from Chipotle.

by GeezLouise23 July 23, 2011

Sleeping Bag

The act of getting money while you're sleeping

"I want that Sleeping Bag bro... making money while i'm sleep. Ya feel me?"

"Buy me a couple houses, get me a few tenants... then boom, I got that Sleeping Bag"

by Mkhai Sphinx June 21, 2019

Sleeping Bag

referring to an uncircumcised penis. Very unsightly and most unfortunate to behold, especially when the tent it is pitching is kiddie sized.

"So we were going to go camping right? And he just started unrolling this tiny sleeping bag and I decided I didn't want to pitch a tent with him anymore"

by Yvetta von Kurtz September 28, 2011

Mexican in a sleeping bag

A bean burrito

Man 1: yo I was camping last week and there was a big fat beaner there. When he went to sleep in his sleeping bag he looked like a bean burrito from Taco Bell.

Man 2: I was there too, your talking about the Mexican in a sleeping bag.
Man 1: yeah

by Kennedy Half Dolla February 27, 2022