statistics

The study of percentages, bars, graphs, and charts, all in an attempt to make some sort of logical conclusion out of a bunch of numbers so that even more percentages, bars, graphs, and charts can be made.

Statistics may not be of practical use in everyday life, unless you own a casino.

by AYB July 29, 2003

statisticular cancer

The disease of person (often politician or journalist) who is constantly spewing statistics and refuses to back up their arguments with anything else.

Person 1: Dude, Bush refuses to use anything but numbers to prove that the Iraq war was a good idea.

Person 2: I know, he's totally got statisticular cancer.

by montycus October 10, 2007

A statistic

What you become if you die from drunk driving.

The crane operator dropped her payload on the drunk truck driver who is now just a statistic.

by P.L.U.R. kind friend September 1, 2017

Statistics

Live from g-25 let’s go! Put lil timmy tim in youtube.

Statistics Yuh!
Statistics Yuh! Yuh!

by Blasthisiswhyihateflying April 14, 2020

statistical anomaly

Fate, or extremely low chances, or likelihood, of an event happening on its own due to statistical data proving otherwise.

I didn't think I was ever going to see you again! Then you turn up on my doorstep like-
A statistical anomaly?
Well I was gunna say fate, but yes.

by Modizzlemynizzle February 8, 2017

check the statistics

Look at your money, then look at my money

I have more money than you check the statistics

by YaTmull January 25, 2018

statistacs

what a person feels as an answer/s or practice of analyzing and recording your feelings for accurate answers

Jimmy told Watter he was dumb, so Watter told Jimmy"Check the statistacs, mans average".

by booooootLAGGGE September 26, 2019