sharlyne

A beautiful gift from the heavens, the locals calls her the goddess of beauty and awesomeness

You are such a sharlyne

by The goddess of war December 28, 2017

shortly

a word tumblr staff likes to use, meaning forever.

We'll be back shortly.

aka ; We'll be back in three days , haha bitch you're forever alone.

by kateforwardxo.tumblr.com December 8, 2010

Sharty Marty

(Noun) One who is constantly sharting themselves in extremely inappropriate situations.
(Verb) The act of accidentally sharting your pants at an extremely inappropriate time.

Phil: “I heard Brian totally pulled a Sharty Marty during the finals”
Paul: “Good, serves him right for making fun of me for being a Sharty Marty in the second grade!”

by BradTheChad November 29, 2017

Shartlotte

A bitch ass gay hoe who can smd and touches people inappropriately w/o their consent. Uses the excuse “I’m just messing around, we’re both girls!” Literally Can go eat her own dry ass for all I care. Shitty fucking friend, if u see this NOBODY FUCKING LIKES U YOU WHORE ASS CUNT.

Girl: “I fucking hate Shartlotte.”
Boy: “Ikr she pretends to be a lesbian yet still tried to suck my dick yesterday!”
Girl: “WTHHHHH”

by Eatmyass385 July 7, 2023

We'll Be Back Shortly

The greatest lie ever told.

We'll be back shortly
Tumblr users across the globe: BULLSH*T! -everyone breaks into tears-

by Ferris--Wheel April 4, 2011

Sharty

When your friend is being really worried about some shit they don't need to worry about, they're being a sharty.

Benjamin: I don't know if we should be out trying to wrastle alligators..
Mandy: you're being a sharty, get them gators

by trulyhotcocoa December 6, 2020

sharty pooper

Person who ruins a nudist event or gathering by farting out wet shit.

The biscut game was going great until Mitch sharted all over the couch. He is such a sharty pooper.

by A. Hichcockenstein July 14, 2006