Doorbell rings
Jacob answers doorbell
Pizza delivery guy: "uhmmm... pizza for...Shaniqua?"
Jacob: "I'm Shaniqua. Yeah. What of it GUUURRRLLLL" *Snap snap snap* "uh-huhhh"
Jacob answers doorbell
Pizza delivery guy: "uhmmm... pizza for...Shaniqua?"
Jacob: "I'm Shaniqua. Yeah. What of it GUUURRRLLLL" *Snap snap snap* "uh-huhhh"
by VBEAR July 13, 2012
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by BEAUTIFUL NIQ December 19, 2016
Get the shaniquia mug."You know, Andy still seems to like you a lot although you're not together anymore,"
"Yeah...he's just missing my shagnique,"
"Yeah...he's just missing my shagnique,"
by Sweetie McPea July 10, 2009
Get the Shagnique mug.Some nigga named Shaniqua but also a tard. Its native habitat is either in another person's ass or the zoo.
Person 1: Look at that Shaniquatard, doin Fortnite dances.
Person 2: I know right, I attempted suicide three different times the last time I saw her.
Person 2: I know right, I attempted suicide three different times the last time I saw her.
by SpaghettoPounder January 13, 2019
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by Phenomenally November 23, 2021
Get the sanique mug.While putting up a facade of responsibility, disconnecting and ignoring all obligations after submitting your two weeks' notice. To be agreeable to all tasks present, while performing none of these commitments. To schedule meetings with the entire team, while 'forgetting' to come into work. To have all the presentation of a dedicated diligent teammate, with none of the substance.
- Randy was sheniqueing all the way to his last day, after he let the boss know that he is leaving.
- He hasn't touched any of the tasks he has committed to at the beginning of this week, he is totally sheniqueing it.
- She was sheniqueing all day at the spa and didn't bother to come in for the presentation she scheduled.
- He hasn't touched any of the tasks he has committed to at the beginning of this week, he is totally sheniqueing it.
- She was sheniqueing all day at the spa and didn't bother to come in for the presentation she scheduled.
by Jonny The Homicidal Maniac November 6, 2019
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