Shake Hand

When a guy sleeps with a girl that has a next man. Then walks her home to find her man waiting for her, the girl introduce them both reffering to the guy she just fucked as her friend and he shakes her boyfriends hand and acts normal.🤣

Everytime you see the guy who the girl has fucked you shout out or call him "shake hand" 🤣

by Fool Fool 3000 June 4, 2021

shake hands with the unemployed

what guys who can't get a girlfriend do

When someone has spent too long in the toilet: "Have you been shaking hands with the unemployed?"

by Monodon July 27, 2004

Shake hands with J.F.K.

It means "to masturbate".

Brb, ima go shake hands with J.F.K.!

by Adam and Lenny September 3, 2006

Shake hands with the devil

To point percy at the porcelein...which is to urinate...or to masturbate...or if you feel so inclined to do both at the same time

Hey i need to excuse myself as i need to desperately shake hands with the devil

by Blakey-Snakey May 31, 2018

Shake Hands with the Germans

To flog the dolphin, pitchin batting practice, choke the chicken, beat the meat, beat the cock, jerkin the gerkin, all that shit... MASTURBATING!

My roommate was Shaking hands with the Germans one day when I walked in.

by Poiker April 20, 2004

shake hands with the boss

To urinate (male, semi-vulgar)

I'll be back in a minute, I'm going to go shake hands with the boss. *heads off to bathroom*

by Dr Akula May 18, 2015

shake her ankles

used to describe any sex position where the woman’s ankles shake back and forth from rapid cheek clappage, missionary with legs upwards is an example of one of those positions, it’s essentially like saying legs shaking but less on the nose. variations: crack her ankles, shook her ankles, break her ankles, can also add loose to the end.

“You did WHAT with my sister?!” says Bobert
“Relax man, she just let me shake her ankles loose.” says Mr. Dickinson

by YoungN1ggaT1m September 1, 2021